The Pork n' Beans Show

Episode # 10: It's Alive!!!! Xbox 360 back from the Dead

Pork n' Beans — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:24:17 GMT

After our long break - here's our 10th show! It's not a tour-de-force of podcasting excellence, really... it's basically what we could come up with in 20 minutes as Dave dropped by unannounced. But after all - it's 100 percent FREE!! In this episode we talk about Dave's new Xbox 360 which I brought back from the dead (the Red Ring of Death kind-of dead). I got some info from YouTube videos and took a chance - and it worked!!! Links: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM4TEIZqOso&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCjyLcVJPg&feature=related Then we bite into an interesting Lolli-Pop, and talk about all the wierd things Dave has eaten. End Music: "Maybe Someday Baby" by Delbert McClinton

Episode # 9: The Commodore 64 Tribute Show!!!!

Pork n' Beans — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:51:30 GMT

Finally – the Pn’B Commodore 64 Tribute Show!! (part 1) In this episode we pay respect to our favorite plastic package of circuits and switches. We’ve wasted… I mean spent a LOT of our childhood playing games on this little masterpiece and loved every minute of it! We brought in our good friend Los of “Los and Smoke” podcast and “Philly Phools” podcast fame to take a walk down memory lane and share with you what we loved about the Commodore 64. The show ended up being so damn long that we split it into two parts. Show Links: Commodore 64 Wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64 Complete list of C64 games: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Commodore_64_games SlayRadio – SID music and remixes: http://www.slayradio.org/home.php Lemon 64 – great commodore 64 site! : http://www.lemon64.com/ More on the History of the C64: http://www.commodore.ca/products/c64/commodore_64.htm 100 Commodore 64 Games in 10 Minutes! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY2gK1MPgh8&feature=related C64 Orchestra trailer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-poagc6c7qQ&feature=related Another cool games compilation video – and a link to the same vid with original game music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhNJ0ifIZJo&feature=related Tribute to C64 music – remixed : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_ZiNXsA5c&feature=related And a Cheezy C64 commercial from 1985!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_f3uIzEIxo

Episode # 8: Holiday Not-So-Special

Pork n' Beans — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:12:37 GMT

It's been a long time and we apologize, but here is some moderate silliness for your aural dis-pleasure! Not much to say about this one, so here are some links: The Pork n Beans Bucket o' Blog: http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/ Ugly Christmas Lights: http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/2006_collection/ Novelty meat products: http://www.accoutrements.com/novelties.html Oh, and how to poop at work! http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner128.htm Take care everyone - have a great Holiday and we'll catch you next year!! Exit song: "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC

Episode # 7 - Fish Eggs and How's Your Colon?, Pt 2

Pork n' Beans — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:08:33 GMT

Here's part 2 of Episode 7 - and I can't believe what Dave has in store for us. After that Colon cleansing segment, it's time for Crusty Cuisine!!! Caviar and pickled Herring tops the menu here. Yes, we make Tom eat it too! Now, I like Dodge - I drive an Intrepid.. but what were they thinking?? http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/dog-vs-dodge-nitro-what-were-they-thinking- Looks like they took it down since I saw it - can't find it now, but you can see the screenshot. Ewww. I don't even want to talk about this one - just have a look for yourself: http://www.drnatura.com/ Music credits - Crusty Cuisine: "Little Old Money Maker" by The Meters "Big Butter and Egg Man" by Muggsy Spanier & His Ragtime Band "Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone" by unknown artist "Sweet Georgia Brown" by Harry Connick Jr. ENding - "War Poem" by UB40 "Now who here has ca-ha-has-hav car-haviar?

Episode # 7 - Fish Eggs and How's Your Colon?, Pt 1

Pork n' Beans — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:27:19 GMT

Welcome everyone - for our 7th show!!! This time around we have our first guest - our friend Tom - for no special reason, just hangin out. He tells us how one of our teenage hang-outs has changed.. And we relive the good ol' days... for a minute. Also - Another Stupid News segment. Oh Joy!!!

Episode # 6-pt2.... Booty Juice and the bad Chocolate Milkshake

Pork n' Beans — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:37:32 GMT

Here's part TWO of Episode 6 We take it down to the Vault where we find an old tape recorder.... we'll see if it still works. Cheezer is acting stranger than ever... and develops a plan of his own.... End music credit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks

Episode # 6-pt1.... Booty Juice and the bad Chocolate Milkshake

Pork n' Beans — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:21:30 GMT

Once again, sorry for the wait everyone - here is Show #6!! We rambled on so long that this had to be a two-parter. Boy we suck at keeping things simple!! Here's what we cover: Paris Hilton, Dave's bad milkshake, lopsided burgers, a bad creme donut, and the bizarness of Crispy Kreme donuts, silly news headlines and a couple of recent stories in the news. We also go down to the Vault to mess around with the "TalkBoy" recorder from the origional Home Alone movie, and Cheezer has a diabolical plan. Remember to leave some feedback about the show, and hop on over to our show blog: http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/ End Music Credit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks

Episode # 5

Pork n' Beans — Wed, 02 May 2007 02:44:12 GMT

After a super-long break, here's our fifth show. Dave's just getting over a bad cold, and I screwed up the sound levels TWICE!!! For the first part of the show my mic wasn't even plugged in!! Cheezer let's me have it for that one. We talk about Dave's cold, the Don Imus situation, and have the first ever Pork n' Beans JERKY-off. Wait until you hear the wonderful flavors of jerkey meat that is out there!! Then Cheezer finds an interesting website, check it out - www.wierdmeat.com Music credits for this episode: (during the Crusty Cuisine segment) "The Great Love" by Walter Wanderly "Blues for Alexandra" by Romano Mussolini "Neptune's Heptune" by Sambe Nove Concepcao End song - "The Planet Plan" by the United Future Organization Check out our show blog for pics from this episode: http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/

Episode # 4.... Fried, not stirred.

Pork n' Beans — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 17:05:42 GMT

Here's our fourth show, in all it's *ahem* glory!! We tackle tough subjects such as: Weight loss and trans fats in restaurants.. Bad Japanese sign and movie subtitle translations.. Arcade addiction.. and Strange breakfast sausages and the Pork Martini. Links: Hilarious bad English translations on this site you have to see!! http://www.engrish.com/ Arcade parts - we bought the I-PAC2 controls interface for our project.. www.ultimarc.com Also check out what other people are building at BYOAC: http://arcadecontrols.com/arcade.htm The Pork Martini: http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/home/martini.html http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=281 Song at end: "Panic Attack " by Atmosphere

Show #3, Part 3

Pork n' Beans — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:32:01 GMT

Part 3: We head down to the Vault. Don't know why, but we end up there, talking about rediculous Christmas decorations. ***If you would like to win an official piece of someone else's junk *** - hand picked by the guru of useless trash (Dave) from a New Jersey yard sale, send your photos of YOUR OWN crazy Christmas decorations. We plan to post any photos we get to the Pork n' Beans blog. http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/ Don't let this opportunity to win an exclusive piece of useless, discarded crap from somebody's yard pass you by!! Good luck everyone - we will announce the winner on our next show. Send the photos to: porknbeans@podomatic.com OR bt3d@yahoo.com Then we take a looooooong elevator ride back to the basement - where Dave figures out how the stupid Darth Vader helmet works... then Vader and Yoda have an interesting encounter.... Song credits: During Cheezer's molesting of the printer - "Pungee" by The Meters(1970) Ending clip - "Cramp Your Style" by All The People feat Robert Moore

Show #3, Part 2

Pork n' Beans — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:09:08 GMT

In part 2 we somehow end up talking about the first time we found our father's "stash" of girlie magazines. We've all been there. Cheezer gets worked up over my new printer... and looses control.

Show # 3 (part 1)

Pork n' Beans — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:58:34 GMT

Whew! Here's the latest episode of the Pork n' Beans Show. For two guys that have nothing to say, it sure is a long podcast!! This one is broken up into three parts. Part 1: Thanksgiving - brief discussion about not eating any more damn turkey! PS3 - C'mon people... get a hold of yourselves!!! Black Friday shopping and how we survived it. Incriminating sound clips and the Pork n Beans Soundboard Enjoy, everyone - and leave us some feedback!!

Show #2 Part 2

Pork n' Beans — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:45:29 GMT

Ok, this is the last of it. Whew! Now I can clean up around here. Here are some links: www.lemon64.com - a great Comodore 64 site covering everything from games, music, cover scans, and the people who made it all. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64 - Check out the C64's history here. www.c64.com - Downloads, stats, messageboard, game archive, tools, links, and more. Song Sample (Skidmarks segment) - Origional metal music by Steven Booker - Thanks buddy! Song Sample (Show end) - "Blue Green Olga" by the John Spencer Blues Explosion (from the album "ACME" - 1998)

Show # 2 PART 1

Pork n' Beans — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:27:05 GMT

This is the disgusting horrific first part ... so grab it and listen. But make sure you have a bucket near by!!! Blech! Breakdown: Intro - Youtube topic Skidmarks Commercial break - SMOD Crusty Cuisine Show notes: Youtube sale to Google - http://www.google.com/press/pressrel/google_youtube.html Skidmarks vids: SUV crash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWJEDAVwRlk Crash compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf8418IZkMQ ..and check out the Porknbeans Blog for pics of the crusty cuisine!: http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/

Show # 2 - Appetizer

Pork n' Beans — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:42:29 GMT

Well, here's the big steamy #2!! It's so huge (that's what she said....) that I will first offer up an appealing appetizer just to tease you.... It's 1:30 and about 1.5 megs, so give it a listen, it'll show you what's in store.....

Show #1

Pork n' Beans — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:51:40 GMT

Well, after a month of hard work, Behold!!! Our first show!! It's a doosy of a show - clocking in at about 44 minutes (about 41mb) ! We plan to stick to the 30 minute format from here on, but we had to start things off with a bang!! Breakdown: Intros - Brian and Dave "Crusty Cuisine" Cheezer Intro "Stupid News" A visit to "The Vault "- PXL 2000 video camera two more tidbits End Song sample - "World Spinning" by DAG (1998) Hope you enjoy it!! And please comment here and let us know what you think. We also have a blog - where we will post thoughts about our topics and some YouTube content (if I can get it to work!!), so hop on over and check it out! : http://porknbeanz.blogspot.com/ Last note - Be sure to check out Los and Smoke's podcast - two very funny guys to keep an ear on: http://losandsmoke.podomatic.com/ See you soon!! Dave and Brian (Pork n Beans)

Welcome!

Pork n' Beans — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:44:23 GMT